Pappa wants mamma naked
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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