so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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