It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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