you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just had sex on a roof
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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