around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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