Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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