Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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