god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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