And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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