the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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