who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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