is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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