I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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