redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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