I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
