Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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