Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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