That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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