Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
