She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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