I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
