Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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