At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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