yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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