I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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