I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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