Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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