S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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