I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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