my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
