Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Randomize
