it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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