Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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