shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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