Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
