Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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