i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Randomize
