winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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