In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
