i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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