Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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