google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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