there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
as a side note pls kill me
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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