I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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