we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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