It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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