I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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