...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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