this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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