My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
