He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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