Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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