im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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