I met the friendliest cop last night
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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