forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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