I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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